Well it's been a while

It's been a while, hasn't it? Not that much has changed. I'm still a happily married 26 year old homeowner, i'm still playing the guitar, I still have two precocious little puppies running roughshod over every attempt at landscaping my backyard...
The other day I came home to find a dozen ants had established themselves in my driveway. I shrugged it off and retrieved our last ant trap from the garage, dropping it squarely in the middle of the meager procession.
We've been lucky to have very few bug problems since our first few months in this house, a dark period I call "arachnomania."
So later that evening I'm sitting in my living room, trying to play Grand Theft Auto IV in a way that causes the least amount of property damage and pedestrian casualties possible, when I hear the garage door open. Moments later Jen walks in the front door with a bemused look on her face and drops that classic line from Jaws: "We're going to need a bigger boat."
The ants were legion, blackening the driveway with a roiling mass of insect flesh, and completely covering the ant trap. My jaw dropped. It was somewhat disturbing. Pics to follow.