Rumors of my Death Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

I'm back, and despite the obvious conclusion, I have not been on an Xbox 360 gaming spree. It's been a crazy couple of weeks at work, and i've barely had time to update Concise Headlines with the latest in wackiness.
For those of you who are curious what is happening with Jen and I this weekend, the simple answer is Beerfest. Not the movie starring the cast of Broken Lizard production company, but the actual trade show in Denver, Colorado.
Jen and I are doing something I have wanted to do since college, but was too much of a nerd to do. We are going on a 6 hour road trip out of state to get completely smashed on fine brews.
Jen is just going because she wants to see the cheescake factory. To each his own.